Dying of Dysentery in White

Relive the ultimate vintage gaming struggle with our Dying of Dysentery shirt, inspired by the classic Oregon Trail font! Whether you spent hours trying to ford rivers or dodge disaster on the trail, this shirt is a playful nod to one of the most infamous phrases in gaming history. Perfect for anyone who remembers the trials of 8-bit survival—or just enjoys some good old dark humor—this design captures that moment when the journey takes a very unfortunate turn. Wear it proudly, and remind everyone that sometimes, the game really is about survival of the fittest… or luckiest!

• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Disclaimer: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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