Some days call for polite conversation.
Other days call for a very clear message.

The “Scram!” hat keeps things simple. Whether you're dodging nonsense, protecting your personal space, or just not in the mood for whatever chaos is approaching, this hat says exactly what needs to be said.

No long explanations.
No awkward small talk.
Just one perfectly direct word.

Because sometimes the most honest mood is: please go away.

The Scram! hat is equal parts attitude and humor—perfect for anyone who appreciates a little sarcasm and a lot of personal boundaries.

Wear it when you’re not interested in the drama, the sales pitch, or the nonsense.
One word. Message delivered.

• 100% pre-shrunk cotton twill
• Soft crown
• 6 sewn eyelets
• 6 stitched rows on the brim
• 6-panel unstructured cap with a low profile
• Seamed front panel without buckram
• Adjustable hook and loop closure
• Blank product sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!