Some days call for polite conversation.
Other days call for a very clear message.

The “Scram!” hat keeps things simple. Whether you're dodging nonsense, protecting your personal space, or just not in the mood for whatever chaos is approaching, this hat says exactly what needs to be said.

No long explanations.
No awkward small talk.
Just one perfectly direct word.

Because sometimes the most honest mood is: please go away.

The Scram! hat is equal parts attitude and humor—perfect for anyone who appreciates a little sarcasm and a lot of personal boundaries.

Wear it when you’re not interested in the drama, the sales pitch, or the nonsense.
One word. Message delivered.

• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus





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